{"id":3966,"date":"2024-04-23T03:20:50","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T03:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/?page_id=3966"},"modified":"2025-03-08T23:38:29","modified_gmt":"2025-03-08T23:38:29","slug":"3966-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/index.php\/3966-2\/","title":{"rendered":"3.4:  WEDDING-CRASH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.24.3&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_row _builder_version=&#8221;4.24.3&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.24.3&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;4.24.3&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">ARCH 3.4<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u201c\u2026it\u2019s an institute you can\u2019t disparage\u2026\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">6 Jan 2020, Morning Happy hour<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama \u2018Berta\u2019s house, Favela<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Brasilia, Brazil<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama \u2018Berta is working the kitchen space; she\u2019s stepping around back and forth, there\u2019s cling clangs, the opening and closings of lids and quick dish washings between the popping and the sizzling.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They are using up as much of their excess ingredients as possible to share with the neighborhood.<br \/>Mama Berta\u2019s workspace has the double ovens and additional counter space to accommodate.<br \/>She\u2019s uplifting the world around her today with some of that good good cooking.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama \u2018Berta is giddy and tipsy on Chilean wine. \u00a0<br \/>Pagpag is passed out drunk in his room.\u00a0 <br \/>Bander\u2019s sitting in the dining room\/living room table,<br \/>high as a kite, grain milling corn to make the masa harina.<br \/>\u00a0Prepping for more fatty tamalies in leaf packagings to share out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Early afternoon sun lights up the place, it\u2019s beautiful outside.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The house has been receiving gifts of all kinds that trickled in from everywhere around thanking Bander and his household for their latest contributions.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{ahhhhhhhh sheeeeeiiiiyyyyyyyyt.\u00a0\u00a0 That kush\u2019s fire af..\u00a0 oh man oh man, I can feel the air coming in around me\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.and the air is boring right now&#8230;\u00a0 &#8230;Where we at with this, just half a bucket of these corny kernel things and we doooooooone\u2026 \u2026.right on that\u2019s groovy\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026.hehehehe\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026nixtamalization, mama \u2018berta makes up the funniest words\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026I need some music.\u00a0 What\u2019s that?\u00a0 Is the masa talking to us right now?\u00a0 \u2026hope not, it\u2019s not supposed to be talking dough \u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.whatever it has to say to me can\u2019t be good..\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026wait, no, hear it out real quick, It\u2019s saying\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026it\u2019s saying good job <\/em><em>\ud83d\ude0a<\/em><em>\u2026.\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0That\u2019s so cool of the masa to say that to me}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bread distributors are shouting outside as they do their rounds.<br \/>Advertizing in full volume and fun ways for folks to come on by and get their fresh baked twisty bread.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{\u2026yo yo yo.\u00a0 You gotta do something about that sliced bread piece that got passed up yesterday.\u00a0 Everybody going for that next best looking bread slice, but they passing up the first one in line, what\u2019s up with that&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;it&#8217;s not easy being a rump for surezies.\u00a0 Gonna finish this tamalization thingy magiggy and go find and hook that bread piece up like we\u2019re supposed to&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;gonna fix that bad habit&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;gonna fetch the best tomato we got, add some salt and lime on that mf.\u00a0\u00a0 Lettuce, yeah, get that sandwich nice and crunchy.\u00a0 Hmmmmf.\u00a0 Lourdes dropped by and hooked it up with some salami, get some of those cuts in there. \u00a0\u00a0Pagpag brought in some antioquian quesito, that\u2019s gonna compliment it rightfully hee hee hee hee&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u2026oh yeah fo&#8217; sho, that fugly bread butt is going to get the royal treatment soon eh.\u00a0 Gonna bander the sht outta that sammich&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &#8230;something missing, something\u2019s not right&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;it\u2019s waaaaaay too quiet right now\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 &#8230;except for Mama \u2018Berta\u2019s humming, that is getting annoying\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026fk, what do we-}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander speaks up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cyo!\u00a0 Mama \u2018Berta, can we get some somzera up in this bitch?\u00a0 <br \/>Som som toca musica boa or furduncio or somethin\u2019?\u00a0 <br \/>Your hums be cute, but you slowing me doooown chiiiiiica!\u00a0 <br \/>Need something with a little more pizzaz for this tamale processezies yo, you know what I mean?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama \u2018Berta pulls up a playlist on her phone.<br \/>Over the month\u2019s she has been slowly adding songs to it that Bander seems to enjoy.<br \/>She hit play and the Bluetooth speakers did the rest.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201c\u201c\u2026\u266aso they,<br \/>say,<br \/>dance for me, dance for me, dance for me,<br \/>oh oh\u266a\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{This song again, right on!\u00a0 Mama \u2018Berta\u2019s always got the best jams on.\u00a0 Ooooooh I cinco cinco cinco every time!\u00a0\u00a0 Haha, that\u2019s a great song, monkeys are great dancers. \u00a0I wonder if that song has a music video, she never says no to checking out music videos of songs we like. \u00a0Mama \u2018Berta and I got the best taste in music\u2026 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026that\u2019s so rad&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 &#8230;we\u2019re so fkn cool&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0We gonna add some groovey sauce all over these tamales yo yeah yeah no diggity}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A yellow bird lands on the window sill outside getting Bander\u2019s attention while he\u2019s milling and trippin&#8217;.\u00a0 <br \/>It pecks at the window pain and then flies away.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{today\u2019s the big day, you gotta ask them\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026no.\u00a0 tell them.\u00a0 There\u2019s space for a dome home in the little backyard aquaponic space Pagpag built for Mama \u2018Berta.\u00a0\u00a0 We can simply build a platform to move up the water tank off the ground.\u00a0\u00a0 Put a small dome under it\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026put my bed inside of it\u2026\u00a0 \u2026put up a solar generator and a pump for running water\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026Done\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026it\u2019s win-win, how can they say no.\u00a0\u00a0 they don\u2019t lose control or increase risk of me escaping, they have no excuses\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0\u2026they gotta let me\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026what was I saying again?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Saying\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 right!\u00a0 The song.\u00a0 Maybe she can show me if there\u2019s a music video to it right quick.\u00a0 Ask her before you forget}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cHeyyyy-yo Mamaaaa\u00a0 Ber\u2019taaaa, you think that later we can\u2013&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pepe comes running in and pounds violently on Pagpags door before bursting through it and getting on Pagpag\u2019s case like a crazy angry troll.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The Bluetooth started acting staticky.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama \u2018Berta turns off the music, pulls her revolver from out her apron, brings her hands up to fix her hair up into a knot behind her head, and comes back down with her hands free.\u00a0 <br \/>She then goes to put things on simmer temps and pauses multiple cooking processes while putting some oil to boil in a small pot.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pagpag comes out half drunk, half awake, half panicked with his jeans and boots.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pepe is sign clapping furiously all up in Pagpag\u2019s visuals.<br \/>Wherever he turned his head, Pepe was there, shouting in sign language at the loudest volume.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{ahhhhhh sheeeeeeyyyyyyyt.\u00a0\u00a0 Pepe\u2019s fkn maaaaaad yo!\u00a0\u00a0 What did Pagpag&#8230;\u00a0 Uh huh\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0 Uh huh\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0\u2026he\u2019s saying; fkn idiot, told you that those fruit distributors were sus af.\u00a0 \u00a0They&#8217;ve been collecting on us for days.\u00a0 Sht\u2019s happening right now!\u00a0 \u00a0Mosa\u2019s here but she looks hostaged and they&#8217;re 2 blocks rolling up on this spot.\u00a0 nobody knows sht, everybody is on high guard and scared out there.\u00a0 If I shoot in here that\u2019s the signal and we\u2019re all gonna get wrecked.\u00a0 Get your fkn head straight.\u00a0\u00a0 Blood all over district 9 in 2 minutes if you fk this up you drunk bum ass bitch ass mf!}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pepe ran over and step\/climbed the chair then table in front of Bander; looked around; jumped up and disappeared in the rafters above them.<br \/>Pagpag got the kitchen cleaver.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{oh no..\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.sht\u2019s going down. \u00a0Fk fk fk.\u00a0 \u00a0Mosa\u2019s here!?\u00a0 A fkn gang is here.\u00a0\u00a0Sht just got real and i\u2019m in the middle of all this sht, Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck am I supposed to do with this masa in my hands sitting here looking stupid\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0gonna find myself getting clapped if I don\u2019t figure something out swoon\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;soon&#8230;\u00a0 &#8230;why now now\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026I just wanted to mellow out\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u2026so baked\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u2026why aren&#8217;t i moving?\u00a0 I\u2019m just sitting here not doi-}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mosa walks in first with signs of recent wounds and hands tied behind her back.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A small group of discreetly armed people followed close behind her, some of them bandaged up with obvious injuries.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander recognized 2 of them from the party 6 days ago, the drunk handsy guy and the dj girl.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pagpag goes to rush the people behind Mosa, cleaver ready to go down swinging.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mosa intercepted immediately with a chest kick that sent Pagpag crashing to the floor on the other side of the room.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mosa\u2019s stare commanded submission, he stays down.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A sharply dressed woman walks from behind Mosa with a little dog nestled in her hand and starts de-escalating the situation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cOh my goodness, I\u2019m so sorry that happened to you Mr. Jitmoud sir.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If it makes you feel any better [she motions to her injured gang-mates], we never saw her coming either\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 hence, the cuffs and\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 [the woman adjusts her glasses while looking over at Pagpags tattoos]\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026Is that a Basquiat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pagpag is winded and is not trying to make it obvious he is completely harmless at the moment.\u00a0 He nods at her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She muses, \u201c\u2026.oh my, how delightfully quaint\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026that\u2019s some nice squid work you got there\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026Pleased to meet you, I\u2019m Emma\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma moves on to humbling up to the home host.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cMama \u2018Berta, minhas desculpas. <br \/>This rude intrudement of ours; my biggliest apologies, we come in peace.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Not looking for trouble nor drama, just need to clear some things with Mosa and this handsome bachelor here and we\u2019ll be out of your hair in two shakes of a Tamandua-bandeira tail.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u2019d like to keep it good things and sunshines and unicorns and rainbows and sht.<br \/>Could you please afford me a little time to settle this matter?\u00a0 <br \/>We are all part of this in one way or another.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama \u2018Berta is standing in the kitchen with her hands on her hips.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She nods with an upset face, motions with her hands that they are welcome here and gets back to restarting the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma squeaks out \u201c\u2026please don\u2019t be mad?&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama \u2018Berta ignores her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma then looks over to Bander, looks at his hands and face and get\u2019s excited about finally meeting him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cFinaaaaally!\u00a0 \u2026heeeeeey\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026I\u2019ve been reading up and hearing a lot about you these past few months my little Capuchin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma gives Bander a friendly shoulder nudge.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;\u2026i&#8217;m Emma Goldman, and I\u2019m like, a huuuuge fan of your work here \ud83d\ude0f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2026you&#8217;ve gotten around to flexing that industrial psychology degree it seems\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026so excited to meet you in person\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026and looking like this\u2026 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0[Emma looks at Bander sitting his ground; grain corn mill in front of him, masa all over his hands, eyes red and chinky, pathetic and toked out; she bites her lip, pleased at her luck as fate would have it]\u00a0 \u00a0<br \/>I have to say, I have extra high hopes we can work something out\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <br \/>\u2026Principally bae, you don\u2019t have to be with Mosa anymore, you can be with me instead\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{\u2026how do I find myself in these situations\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026what did she say her name was again\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026what&#8217;s she saying exactly\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;what&#8217;s she want?&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0\u2026am I being traded or transferred or something\u2026 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026am I getting pimped out some more\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hehehe..\u00a0\u00a0 smores\u2026 \u00a0 ..wait, sht, stuff is happening.\u00a0 Pay attention.\u00a0 She said you don\u2019t have to be with Mosa anymore, this is a good thing right\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0\u2026how\u2019d she know \u2013 oh right, Mosa probably told her everything and gave her my stuff}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201c&#8230;slaving you wouldn\u2019t be a good look for me&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026as tempting as that sounds.<br \/>Its not the kind of foundation we would want to base our relationship on right bae?<br \/>I\u2019m here looking for some mutual collaboration, like a partnerships or something\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So it\u2019s like\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I need you to make a choice.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I think we could do big things together\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[She hands her dog off and goes to wipe bander\u2019s hands with a fashionable scarf she had on her]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;If you sign some simple paperwork I brought here, you don\u2019t have to worry about Mosa anymore.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You can just worry about me\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026and I don\u2019t get anything out of hurting you\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2026I can protect you\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2026and I\u2019ll be gentle with you\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2026and we can go our separate ways when we\u2019re done\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The handsy guy hands her a damp cloth so she can finish cleaning Bander\u2019s palms and knuckles.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;\u2026If you don\u2019t sign them though, like, yeah, I\u2019ll be sad and disappointed and all but it looks like you\u2019ll be fine out here without me bae.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I heard you had a lot of fun on new years\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026you can stay here with your families and Mosa if you want, and I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve already figured out what to do when the spooks and military start their own kinds of clean ups.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma finishes squeeze cleaning Bander\u2019s fingertips.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;\u2026I hate to be so curt, but mama &#8216;Berta didn&#8217;t exactly invite me here, so i&#8217;m in a hurry.<br \/>If you aren\u2019t down with hanging out with me and doing things together, just say so now.<br \/>it\u2019s not a tough question, who you staying with tonight, them or me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Everyone is looking at him waiting for his answer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{Okay\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026what the fk\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026buy some time or something, you\u2019re so fkd up right now.\u00a0 <\/em><br \/><em>Did I sht myself at some point in all of this?\u00a0 Please don\u2019t tell me I sht myself again\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <br \/>\u2026you\u2019re not staying with Mosa, that&#8217;s for sure sure.\u00a0 have to get as far away from her as plausible&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026possible.\u00a0 <\/em><br \/><em>Fk, can\u2019t believe she\u2019s back.\u00a0 She looks messed up from wherever she\u2019s been&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u2026if I say no that means mosa ultimately decides for me&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;i have a choice here&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 Mosa is too much risk\u2026 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026wait though, at least she\u2019s a threat that I know and the familias and my little familia here got my back, mosa wouldn\u2019t expose herself like that by hurting me.\u00a0 I know what mosa is capable of, no way she&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026fk am I talking about, I can\u2019t gamble with that psycho, you know first hand she has no fkn limits, you didn\u2019t get the message?\u00a0 Nothing comes between her and her baby.<br \/>she\u2019s probably got this whole district afraid of her, she&#8217;s got a rep that she can&#8217;t hide\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026this person said she would be nice to me, that\u2019s a better deal anyday.\u00a0 The known unknown is better than the known known here.\u00a0 Get. Away. From. Mosa}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201c\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 i\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026I think that.\u00a0\u00a0 Shouldn\u2019t we talk more about\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I\u2019m so fkd up right now, can I get like, a 10 minute break to-\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cYou\u2019ll get your phone back.<br \/>We can move anywhere you want.\u00a0 <br \/>You have all these Earthships all over the place, it would be perfect cover while we work.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[Emma starts speaking a little faster]\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Look, I\u2019ve thought this through a lot, and I\u2019m feeling a little under appreciated for all the work and exposure I&#8217;ve put into this.\u00a0<br \/>I mean, wow, it\u2019s like, just a little commitment bae, that\u2019s it, that\u2019s all I\u2019m asking for here.\u00a0 <br \/>What are you so afraid of?\u00a0 Gosh, i just don&#8217;t get it!\u00a0 Why men great till they gotta be great!?\u00a0 <br \/>It\u2019s now or never because I didn\u2019t come aaaaaaall the way to brazil to like, listen to some indecisiv\u2013&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander interrupts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cOkay okay\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026babe?\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0you had me at I\u2019ll get my phone back\u2026\u00a0 \u2026Where do I sign\u2026\u201d<br \/><em>{dammit she\u2019s fkn crazy\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0 ..as long as she isn\u2019t hitting me or anything I\u2019ll be fine\u2026 \u00a0\u00a0\u2026hurry up and get rapport with her\u2026. \u00a0\u00a0\u2026she said she would protect you and that she&#8217;s gentle\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026and her cleaning my hands felt nice}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma smiles bright and wide and jumps in glee.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Two guards bring the paperwork in front of Bander and a pen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander looks it over, surprised at the content.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Flips through the paperwork curious, impressed and horrified at what he was seeing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201c\u2026..you\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026..you know everything about me, these are all my\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.i forgot the password to that account years ago\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.how did you\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0you even got my dogecoins here\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.oh that\u2019s fkn smart\u2026.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.oh sht, \u2026these are marriage papers\u2026 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026powers of attorneys you\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026ohhhh.\u2026 \u00a0\u00a0you even changed my last name to Goldman\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026I\u2019m legally liable for your dog\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026you thought of everything&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma nods proudly, her dog Hela barks from behind her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cYup yup, Hela and I worked hard on this. \u00a0[another bark]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">oh!\u00a0 It will still be your money, you got your fortune, just like, if you need to buy another yacht or something i can just forward it to your paypal account and you can buy it from there or whatever.\u00a0 <br \/>If you would like an allowance we would need to have talks about that later, for now, hurry up.<br \/>I promised Mama &#8216;Berta I would be out of here soon soon not later.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander is thinking about the possibility of getting his phone back, and how messed up his situation is getting by the second every time he signs another sheet of paper.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She smiles, bounces her fingertips onto each other slightly nervous, she starts slow and starts speaking faster again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cI know that\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026now might not be the best time, but then again, when is the best time you know what I mean?\u00a0 I just\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026I think you\u2019re handsome by the way, like,\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.you\u2019re like, totally my type. well, not saying thaaaaat we\u2019re absolutely meant for each other or anything like that, star crossed or whatever that would be like, crazy, you know? \u00a0I\u2019m just sayin\u2019 that\u2026.\u00a0 [she twirls her hair in imaginative thought]..\u00a0\u00a0 well&#8230;\u00a0 Things happen right?\u00a0 All is fair in love and war and&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0 &#8230;stuff like that right?\u00a0 \u00a0&#8230;Anyways, I know it\u2019s weird and all but, I\u2019m kind-a like, secretly\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 [she gleems blushes] oh my gosh I can\u2019t believe I\u2019m saying this out loud, like.\u00a0 Okay okay, I\u2019ve had to really get into your life details for so many weeks and, well, I feel like I got to know you very well, and that kind of\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0And seeing you here in person&#8230;\u00a0 All that time I\u2019ve put my mind on you I guess that\u2026\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0.. some chemistry you know?\u00a0 I can\u2019t explain it, it\u2019s weird for me, and after everything i\u2019m hoping this might..\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.might work into something not just productive but fun also i\u2026.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2026.Okay, I think you\u2019re cool okay!?\u00a0 There, I said it.\u00a0 Your handsome and cool and I\u2019d like to get to know you more better!\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma is bright red.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander flushes back at her a little bit, still a little dazed from the smoking.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201coh, that\u2019s kind of nice of y-<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201ckeep signing please\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cright, okay\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander finishes up the mini mountain of paperwork and little stickies pointing to where to sign.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cBander, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She gives him a box.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cYou\u2019re wedding gift bae\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander stays looking at the box.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{am I supposed to open this or something.\u00a0 Like, whatever it is, am I supposed to act like I like it?\u00a0 \u2026I\u2019d rather not open this box.\u00a0 If the gift inside sucks it\u2019s going to be hard for me to fake it.\u00a0 this is all already awkward, i just want to get away from mosa asap}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander opens his mouth \u201c\u2026Thanks\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026babe&#8230;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ummm.\u00a0\u00a0 What now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201coh!\u00a0 Right!\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma\u2019s changes back to business mode.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cMosa, everything checks out, is it okay to release you now?\u00a0 I\u2019m on your side.\u00a0 We good?<br \/>I got some ideas and I know a guy who might be able to help us find baby.\u00a0 <br \/>No promises, but I think we can advance you on this.\u00a0 We can talk more in a moment, standby.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mosa nods yes and she is released.<br \/>A guard calls in and the rest of Mosa\u2019s team is let go from a remote location.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mosa rubs her wrists.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Pepe, des\u00e7a da\u00ed, voc\u00ea vai se machucar, e estou com saudades, seu malandro.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pepe swings down from the rafter with a shotgun in hand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mosa helps Pagpag up and Mama \u2018Berta and Pepe join in for a group hug.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pepe breaks the hug-up shortly and signs that he has to go de-escalate the situation outside, and that someone tell that bitch that her people need to drop their guards and be chill vibes to avoid problems here, this sht is ridiculous, we have lives we\u2019re trying to keep safe.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">[bark!] Emma answers in.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cHey Pepe, I dare you to call me a bitch to my face, you don\u2019t even have to guess what would happen next, I\u2019ll straight slap you kid; imagine that, so watch your hands when speaking about me.\u00a0 <br \/>And that goes for anybody else in this room, including my cute new hubby here.\u00a0 <br \/>As for de-escalaing, thank you dear for reminding me, I\u2019m on it now. &#8220;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma turns to her group.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cSpread it out that we can drop our guard.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We\u2019re all family here and I just got married; this is a celebration moment.<br \/>Let\u2019s get some Danza Kuduro all up in this bitch!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Within a few minutes many of the fruit and ice cream distributors throughout district nine in their carts and cars were blasting music while share-emptying out their merchandise throughout the streets before disappearing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Nobody knew what exactly was going on, they just assumed it was from the holidays and joined in on this fleeting moment scattered throughout the favelas before it ended.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma goes over to Pagpag and starts directing.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I understand you are Bander\u2019s handler.\u00a0 I\u2019d like you to stop doing that now please.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">He\u2019s married, that would be inappropriate, I\u2019m his captain now.\u00a0 <br \/>I\u2019ll be sure to give him some time off so he can go on his little man-dates with you from time to time.\u00a0 <br \/>I have some weapons and trainers incoming we are all going to need, please stick around so we can talk more about how we can scratch each other&#8217;s backs.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama berta, I hope it\u2019s okay I stay behind a little bit and help clean up our mess\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.and\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026I have a new man now, could you fill me in on the things he likes? \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026.I want to be able to baby him when he feels down or cranky and thought maybe you might have a few pointers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama \u2018Berta nods her head and smiles warmly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She reaches over to Emma and lightly holds her cheek in her hand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Emma hugs Mama \u2018Berta and goes to Bander, still sitting in his chair spaced out and processing, unsure if today is a dream or something.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201cBander, everything was so sudden, I\u2019m going to get dressed up extra cute for you tonight, just to talk, answer any questions, fill each other in, maybe have some coffee or something?\u00a0 <br \/>I heard it\u2019s bad luck if you stuck around while I get ready for that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Here\u2019s your phone.\u00a0 These three will take you to a plaza and ph nearby.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Go get cleaned up, go shopping for some clothes or something&#8230;\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u2026take a nap, do whatever you\u2019d like.\u00a0<br \/>[Emma whips out her phone and types into it really fast]<br \/>I sent you a text message to your cell just now, call me when you\u2019re ready?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I have a spot for us we can go and be alone\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026it is our honeymoon after all.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I\u2019ll be looking my best waiting on you&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She gave him angel face.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She sends him an air smooch, a wink, and the group starts guiding him out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>{is this it\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026just like that I\u2019m out of district 9\u2026\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2026good, Mosa can stay here\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 finally free of her\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u2026will I be able to come back and say bye to Pagpag, pepe and Mama \u2018Berta\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026.Emma\u2019s kind of cute at least\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026oh sht, I have to get ready for tonight\u2026\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2026fk, why do I feel so tired dough..\u00a0 \u00a0 &#8230;dammit, i hope someone hooks that bread slice up now that i won&#8217;t be around}<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mama \u2018Berta asks them to wait.\u00a0 She gives Bander a kiss on his forehead.\u00a0 Holds his cheeks in her hands, and gives him a to go plate in a bag with his toothbrush and wedding box inside as well.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;I talk you later demming mang!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Dj lady gives Bander the dog and leads him out.\u00a0 Right this way \u201cMr. Goldman\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hands guy is walking behind him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bander is escorted out while balancing many things at once.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ARCH 3.4 \u201c\u2026it\u2019s an institute you can\u2019t disparage\u2026\u201d 6 Jan 2020, Morning Happy hour Mama \u2018Berta\u2019s house, Favela Brasilia, Brazil Mama \u2018Berta is working the kitchen space; she\u2019s stepping around back and forth, there\u2019s cling clangs, the opening and closings of lids and quick dish washings between the popping and the sizzling. They are using [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3966","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3966"}],"version-history":[{"count":216,"href":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18064,"href":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3966\/revisions\/18064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tokitopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}