CHAT 2022
” …If I can’t dance, I don’t want your revolution…. “
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It’s like, hillbillies with streamberry.
Movie communities compete for new movies that cover how they are separating from their narcissits and finding freedom and friends.
One was about this palestinian mom, her child is dying and hurt. the refugee camp was visited by a ukranian and russian defectors and she relocated to xxxxx , a refugee communitee where healing and stability and safety were- the smile on everyone’s face when he met other kids with traumas and injuries and they’re just snaking and ehm – joe wipes a tear. damn it, fkn SAND (joke around this)..
JRE CIGAR BLEND.
double anchovie double pinapple pizza.
Stan is back.
Back again.
He’s got tactical gear on top of his cargo pants, collared shirt, and a neck gator over his mouth.
The studio lights reflect off his shades, that he keeps on. Indoors.
“Welcome back man, I got another all American cubano, if you’re still down?”,
Joe Rogan begs to know, “and what’s with the shades, you under-cover or something? You can relax here you know.”
Stan happily accepts the cigar. Lowers his neck gator to his chin and smokes it like a pro.
“Indeed, well, as you know sir, it’s dangerous out there and so we have to make it a habit to mask up. Also, I’d rather people not see how I look now, it’s a little different.
Nothing against you Rogan. In fact, later off camera, I want to show you my new look. The government paid for a new face. Plus, I’m trying looksmaxxing cheeks, can’t wait to show you. It’s been hard, but worth while to be an ICE agent now.”
“I see that, hey, congrats on your enrollment to ICE btw friend. I know it can’t be easy. So, tell us, what made you go that way? Is it what you expected?”
“I uh, couldn’t join the Marines due to some personal issues. But, thank goodness, ICE was an available option.
The sign-on bonus is good and the training was super intense though, and I got to meet some cool dudes and we take care of each other, like a fraternity.
So of course, I’m glad i tried it.”
Joe asks if there’s any ladder or rank.
“Even though I’m only a few months in, I’ve already gone up in rank twice. I’m now a team leader on hunting and raiding illegals. It’s such a blast. We show up and they go”, Stan mocks their accents, “La migra la migra” Stan laughs amused, reflecting, “and it’s so easy, you just point a gun to their face and they stop and just say porfavor porfavor, and haha, it’s just tag em and bag em from there.”
Joe gives him the heavy eyebrows, “And, are you okay with that? I mean, I’ve seen many of these videos and even killing coming out where like, its obvious that they are chasing people that are just trying to make an honest living.”
“Indeed sir, we’re also guys trying to make an even more honest living. We have laws for a reason, to keep us safe from foreign gangs and hamas and other bad things from happening. If only they could have just taken the legal channels like everyone else–
–but really? Those legal channels really effective? I heard they’re like, just, a few thousand people that get lottery entrance and, it’s not like we’re hurting for space and we could use more workers and more job creators. I mean, we gladly take a lot of their stuff, I love those bananas and avocado toast just like the rest of us, but why are we accepting their stuff but not accepting them as neighbors. Plus, national birthrates are plunging. Immigration is what built this country.
Statistically, immigrants generate new jobs and have less crime in their neighborhoods. They’re just quiet people who want to work like everyone else, and compete. It’s always okay and better to compete right?”
“Guess you got me there, indeed sir, competition is the law of nature. Chucks, maybe the system could be better. But until we all vote for a new congress person to pass up their constituent’s desired proposals with other congress persons to then secure approval from a multi level political platform that runs off of a judicial, executive and legislative branch, I’m just a guy executing the will of the people through the legislature per the judicial branch. So really, this is a civie-side issue. If it were so important, why aren’t people voting the right people in? Am i a bad guy or something? I don’t think so. Why do we have laws if we are not enforcing them? I’m protecting the country from enemies both foreign and domestic. Also, we can totally solve the low fertility problem, that’s the feminists fault. Indeed, i’m just a guy who loves America and collecting a pay check and not being a bum, or one of those new hippie people that are running away from civilization? Did you hear about them?.”
Joe offers pizza.
“You mean the bander time app? Oh yeah, I actually went to one of the green places on a week long concert they had with Justin Bieber of all people. Some good friends of ours added us to their group. So we get there, and they have like, different villages and these little solar powered mini homes. Some people lived there, some didn’t and are like, free spaces for people to take over as they build those things themselves out there during the concert as activities along with learning self-defense, working together in keeping kids safe, feeding each other they had these big pizza oven for quick lunches, how to take care of wounds, i mean the list went on but it was all part of becoming like; an independent person. For these people that’s an important thing for them for trust building, if you’re independent it takes away that want of having other people do things for you and makes you more respectable I think?
Joe takes a quick breath, anxious to share what he’s learned with this particular guest, “So anyways, we’re just visiting, but there were these like, try-us-out homes and we all had our individual one right? And so we find an area with no people, and stake a 20m rope and walk it into a circle, and then we park it there.
“And that’s indeed sir, your land?”
Joe replies,
“Yes, it’s technically, by all means, your little piece of the world and you could stay there, like, your whole life if you wanted. The mini home and your skillz can be added to the app, and an AI in it verifies your interaction and relationships to some extent, and it has all kinds of survival advice. How to get water, how to grow cassava and potatoes, how to hunt, fish, do knots, and survive with minimal equipment and the list goes on. So we all parked our homes together, but we had like, 20 meters between each other.”
Joe explains with his hands a measure of distance and size, “Hypothetically then, none of these 40 meter bubbles can touch each other, there has to be 20 meters to allow freedom of movement between them. That means that people can walk between peoples spaces, which also means nobody can ever block anybody into not having access to the ocean. So like, wow, the concept hit me like a brick. Hello! Nobody on earth should be denied access to the ocean, freedom of movement, and water. right?”
“I’m sorry sir, indeed, I can’t agree. It is the United States position, and those of other western nations that matter, that water is not a universal right. That water belongs to the country, not the people.”
Joe is surprised, takes a moment to reflect. He remembers how the bander time event he went to peopled discussed how people use the views of parasocial entities to push their personal opinions in a hidden way. In other words, calling on man made authority as a first stage psychological weapon.
“Oh, well. umm, Okay. So, I can’t tell you enough about how cool it was. We were worried about people walking by, but we found out that the app and homes are all connected to the phones and surveillance inside and outside the house. so, it is all completely erased”
Stan plays with the cigar in his finger tip, “Can you really trust off-brand hooligan hippies and woke crowds with your information? Just another phase, hasn’t stood the test of time like the constitution.”
“Man, it was just so much. They have like, literal armies of gamers and nerds that love that cyber stuff recording themselves on what problems they identified and how they would fix it.. imagine entire communities of people just dedicated to setting up a new internet style where everything is merged in a balanced way. Like, surveillance right? There’s cameras everywhere, but no one can visually see records outside of their home. But, anything happens, they agree to review as a team what ha
That way you don’t have creeps peeping in.”
Joe takes another breath, “So a lady from the outskirts is getting rrobbed, and im talking about, immediately, an alarm goes off, nearby phones go dinging, and some dudes just got in cars and booked it over there. They caught the guy! And they kept him locked in. it was a local kid who wanted to rob her jewelry to sell at a money market place. Anyway, her and the involved people and community handled it like judge jury and executioner right there on the spot. They understood that the kid was looking for money to survive at another person’s expense, so they offered him to join a specific group for people like him where they are more focused on self sufficiency and talk to all kinds of life planners and offered to join the community rather than hurt the members in it. I just thought whoa… …that’s NOTHING like ‘m used to. Then I started reading about how policing started and how it didn’t exist until it passed from slavery. So yeah, mind blown. And the concert and community spirit was so safe and chill. Justin Bieber killed it on stage, I was high af and the girls and I even joined a hunting group. They freeze dry the meat, the fruit, everything so nothing goes to waste.”
Stan isn’t a fan of all this hippie stuff, and wants to keep a good image with Joe. He shifts the convo.
“Did you see the Marines civil war? Remember how I told you feminists are triggering Armageddon?”
“What do you mean, how is it related?”
“Indeed, many celebrities went online on their platforms and asked for favors from their fan base.
Mihile khunis, Taylor Swift and Rihanna challenged them to stand up for these hippie mutual consent places with single moms and help mansplain
The ghourka girls declared themselves the first to fight for right and freedom and did a song about it.
So, indeed, many Marines throughout Okinawa, West Coast, East Coast and even on the ships and stations world wide demanded out of their contracts. They stopped following orders. Defected. Disappeared. Even sabotaged or took equipment with them.
For a few days, it got really bloody before it all went dark.
They dissolved them and here.”
You know what I heard from some higher ups i’ve spoken to?
“They’re already talking about a new global force made up of loyalists. Our pay is going to go up, and we’re all more flexible in going into lateral and structured promotional pathways.
I’d give it a few weeks sir, you can say you heard it from me first” , wink.
Joe rogan is surprised at this development. Jamie can you check?
Joe listens to Jamie. “So that’s legit, there’s been no coverage of Marines. Does that mean that the internet is being censored?”
Stan “indeed sir, it’s like i said. The world will be split into two sides, and the side with the biggest guns and strongest wills will win.
Indeed, just like in command and conquer, this is how it starts sir. They start building and trading and pushing their beliefs to join their club and then bam, they are already stealing our lands, and it won’t be long before they call us illegal for protecting our rights to god and country.”